WTF News is a news team dedicated to bringing you up to the minute

coverage of what our market research tells us is the news that matters to you.

With your news anchors:

Senior Anchorman:
Hugh Jasman

Junior Anchorwoman:
(help me out, here)

Meteorologist:
Thor
(greek god of Thunder, not the copyrighted Marvell Comic superhero)

Sports Anchor:
(need help)