WTF News is a news team dedicated to bringing you up to the minute
coverage of what our market research tells us is the news that matters to you.
With your news anchors:
Senior Anchorman:
Hugh Jasman
Junior Anchorwoman:
(help me out, here)
Meteorologist:
Thor
(greek god of Thunder, not the copyrighted Marvell Comic superhero)
Sports Anchor:
(need help)
Junior Anchorwoman Names to consider:
Portia Carr
Sally Forth
Mona Lotts
Joy Ryder
Molly Coddle
Mona Lotts.. Awesome!
Sports Anchor Names to consider:
Vic Torius
Nick Knack
Manley Artz
Tommy Gunn
Harry Arms
Justin Case